December 2011
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I see a little silhouetto of a man.. Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
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I was at the market with my mom and she wouldn’t buy me this really expensive cheese I wanted so I contemplated calling child services
November 2011
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If someone doesn’t answer my text I just assume they’re in a movie and then if a couple hours pass I deem them dead <3
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I spend forever scrolling through Netflix trying to find a good movie but I always just end up watching South Park
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Like my status and I’ll skin you alive and sell your skin on the black market
I hate being friendly it makes me wanna vomit
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THERE’S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND
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There are so many black people in Wisconsin I’m in heaven
I’m really good at being mean will that get me far in life