December 2011
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I see a little silhouetto of a man.. Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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I was at the market with my mom and she wouldn’t buy me this really expensive cheese I wanted so I contemplated calling child services
Dec 1st
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November 2011
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Nov 27th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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5 tags
Nov 25th
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If someone doesn’t answer my text I just assume they’re in a movie and then if a couple hours pass I deem them dead <3
Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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I spend forever scrolling through Netflix trying to find a good movie but I always just end up watching South Park
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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1 tag
Like my status and I’ll skin you alive and sell your skin on the black market
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 22nd
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I hate being friendly it makes me wanna vomit
Nov 22nd
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2 tags
Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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1 tag
Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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THERE’S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND
Nov 22nd
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2 tags
Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 21st
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There are so many black people in Wisconsin I’m in heaven
Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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I’m really good at being mean will that get me far in life
Nov 21st
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Nov 20th
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Nov 20th
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